Americans love their food almost as much as their cats, so it makes sense to combine those passions and choose funny food cat names, right?
If you agree, you’re in luck!
Today, we’re sharing over 300 of our favorite hilarious food-inspired names for both male and female kitties.
Let’s check them out!
Don’t forget to check our cat names inspired by wine
You will also love: 142 Japanese Food Names for Cats
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Funny Food Cat Names
Fun fact: according to One Green Planet, the average American consumes 5.46 pounds of food per day and 1,996.3 pounds of food per year.
The yearly food average includes 415.4 pounds of vegetables, 273.2 pounds of fruits, 110.0 pounds of red meat, 73.6 pounds of poultry, 31.4 pounds of cheese and 16.1 pounds of fish/shellfish.
It’s no wonder we love funny food cat names so much! Take a peek at our favorites for male and female kitties.
Some of the names are pretty neutral, so feel free to choose names from either list for either gender!
That said, we also included an entire section just for unisex food names for cats.
Related: 34 Funny Food Names For Gray cats
MALE FUNNY FOOD CAT NAMES
- Amaretto
- Angus
- Avocado
- Bacon Bits
- BBQ Ribs
- Big Mac
- Buckwheat
- Burrito
- Butterball
- Butters
- Cake Slice
- Chalupa
- Chicken Noodle Soup
- Chicken Nugget
- Chips
- Chowder
- Cilantro
- Coriander
- Cracker Jack
- Croissant
- Custard
- Dorito
- Double Stuff Oreo
- Eggs Benedict
- Espresso
- Fajita
- Fig Newton
- Flapjack
- Fluffernutter
- Frito Pie
- Fudge
- Gravy Train
- Gumbo
- Ham & Eggs
- Hamburglar
- Hot Sauce
- Junior Mint
- Kobe Beef
- Lemonhead
- Licorice
- Lunchbox
- Marshmallow
- Meatball
- Meatloaf
- Noodles
- Nutter Butter
- Oatmeal
- Pancake
- Pesto
- Pickles
- Pop Tart
- Popsicle
- Porkchop
- Pretzel
- Pudding
- Pumpernickel
- Raisin
- Rawhide
- Rhubarb
- Rice Krispies
- Ritz Cracker
- Rocky Road
- Ronald McDonald
- Root Beer Float
- Ruffles
- Salami
- Scampi
- Sir Loin
- Skittles
- Snickerdoodle
- Snickers
- Tabasco
- Taco Bell
- Tamale
- Tapioca
- Tater Tot
- T-Bone
- Toast
- Toblerone
- Tofu
- Tomato
- Turkey Leg
- Twix
Goodness, it’s hard to choose a favorite, right?
I think that Tamale is a fabulous name for mischievous male cat, don’t you? Think about it, hot tamales have a crazy kick to them!
Porkchop is a good name for a rather rotund kitty, like the ginormous Maine Coon. On the other hand, Pop Tart is cute for a munchkin kitty!
Check these names for chirpy cats. You will love them.
FEMALE FUNNY FOOD CAT NAMES
- Ambrosia
- Anchovy
- Baguette
- Bit O’ Honey
- Blueberry
- Blueberry Muffin
- Bonbon
- Brownie
- Bubble Gum
- Butterscotch
- Candy
- Cayenne
- Cheerio
- Cheese Curl
- Cheesecake
- Chili Pepper
- Chiquita Banana
- Chocolate Truffle
- Cocoa Puffs
- Coconut
- Cream Puff
- Crouton
- Cupcake
- Cutlet
- Daiquiri
- Dumpling
- Éclair
- Enchilada
- Fondue
- Frappe
- Gingersnap
- Gordita
- Guacamole
- Gumdrop
- Honey Bun
- Java
- Jelly Bean
- Kit Kat
- Lettuce
- Lollipop
- Lorna Doone
- Maple Syrup
- Marmalade
- Meringue
- Milkshake
- Milky Way
- Nilla Wafer
- Nutmeg
- Oregano
- Paprika
- Parfait
- PB&J (Peanut Butter & Jelly)
- Peppermint Pattie
- Pepsi
- Popcorn
- Pumpkin Spice Latte
- Quinoa
- Saffron
- Sausage Patty
- Sorbet
- Souffle
- Sourdough
- Strudel
- Sugar Pie
- Sundae
- Taffy
- Tequila
- Tootsie Roll
- Triscuit
- Twinkie
- Velveeta
- Waffles
- Whoopie Pie
I love the name Gingersnap for an orange kitty. In fact, if you adopt a mama and baby cat together, you could go with Ginger and Gingersnap.
I also adore Cupcake (both the food and the name). So cute for a teeny kitty!
Unisex Food Names for Cats
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And just in case you don’t want to decide on something basic, you can always choose one of these names!
- Asiago
- Bacon
- Basil
- Biscuit
- Brandy
- Brownie
- Burrito
- Buttercup
- Cappuccino
- Caramel
- Caviar
- Chai
- Cheerio
- Chestnut
- Chili
- Cocoa
- Coconut
- Cookie
- Crumble
- Cucumber
- Cupcake
- Donut
- Dumpling
- Eclair
- Frito
- Fry
- Fudge
- Gelato
- Ginger
- Hershey
- Honey
- Java
- Jellybean
- Kale
- Kimchi
- Kit Kat
- Kiwi
- Kix
- Macaroon
- Maple
- Marshmallow
- Meatball
- Merlot
- Miso
- Mochi
- Mojito
- Nugget
- Nutmeg
- Olive
- Oreo
- Peanut
- Pepper
- Pickles
- Pistachio
- Popcorn
- Pumpkin
- Raisin
- Sage
- Sashimi
- Sherbet
- Skittles
- Snacks
- Snickers
- Sugar
- Sushi
- Sweet Pea
- Taco
- Taquito
- Tater Tot
- Toffee
- Tofu
- Tootsie
- Truffle
- Tuna
- Twinkie
- Twix
- Wedge
Coffee Names for Cats
Since coffee is essential in most of our lives, here are some proper names for any cat!
Coffee Names for Male Cats
- Affogato
- Americano
- Araby Wine
- Barista
- Barraquito
- Bean
- Biscotti
- Boston
- Bucks
- Buzz
- Cafecito
- Caramel
- Chemex
- Chino
- Cortado
- Doppio
- Drip
- Dunkin
- Dutch
- Eiskaffe
- Espressino
- Gabriel
- Galao
- Guglielmo
- Gustav
- Hisad
- Ibrik
- Jezve
- Johan
- Keurig
- Kopi Susu
- Leoff
- Liqueur Coffee
- Lloyd
- Lungo
- Macho
- Maillard
- Maxwell
- Murad
- Palheta
- Red Tie
- Ristretto
- Steep
- Thompson
- Vent
- Yuanyang
- Zorro
Coffee Names for Female Cats
- Bailey
- Barra
- Blonde
- Blossom
- Bombon
- Brasil
- Caffe Crema
- Caffeine
- Cantuccini
- Cappuccino
- Carajilo
- Caramel
- Chocolate
- Cocoa
- Coffee
- Cortadito
- Cuppa
- Espresso
- Gaggia
- Gammosa
- Java
- Kaldi
- Kona
- Latte
- Mecca
- Mocaccino
- Mocha
- Peaberry
- Penny
- Star
- Valencia
- Vienna
Candy Names for Cats
If you’re a candy lover, then this may just be the perfect place for you to be!
While some of them appeared on the lists above, we thought it would be easier for you if we broke the list down into just candy-related ideas.
Candy Names for Male Cats
- Bubble gum
- Buttercup
- Butterscotch
- Coco
- Coconut
- Creampuff
- Crunchy
- Fire ball
- Frizzle
- Frosty
- Gummy
- Hershey
- Honey
- Jellybean
- Kinder
- Kit Kat
- Kit-Kat
- M & M
- Maple
- Marble Cake
- Minty
- Nutmeg
- Nutmeg
- Peppermint
- Pepsi
- Pumpkin Pie
- Razzles
- Rolo
- Sherbet
- Skittles
- Smartie
- Snickers
- Sorbet
- Toffee
- Twinkie
- Twix
- Wheatie
- Wizz Fizz
- Yorkie
Candy Names for Female Cats
- Biscuit
- Bon bon
- Bounty
- Brownie
- Brownie
- Candy
- Caramel
- Chocolate
- Cocoa
- Cookie
- Croissant
- Cupcake
- Fluffernut
- Ginger
- Gumdrop
- Icecream
- Latte
- Licorice
- Lollipop
- Lolly
- Marshmallow
- Mento
- Milky way
- Mocha
- Muffin
- Oreo
- Peachy
- Phantom
- Pixie
- Queenie
- Sprinkles
- Sugar
- Taffy
- Toffee
- Tootsie
- Vanilla
- Waffles
You’re turn! Tell us below which funny food cat names you love the most!
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Deanna is a passionate cat lover. She lives with her Chi dog and a ragdoll cat
I could totally ser myself with a cat named Velveeta. Or a fiesty one named Tequila….these name are really interesting rather than the boring name a seven year old me gave to my very first cat ‘Kitty’
Waffles lol. I love waffles so that’ll be hard to name a pet that. Just name them normal “cat” names like Tom and Tabby lol.
Sir Loin, BWAHAHAHAHAA! I don’t like cats but when I get another dog, I think I will name him Sir Loin.
Lmao! These names are cute and funny– Pumpkin Spice Latte, Chiquita Banana, Chocolate Truffle… Haha!
Some of these I have heard used as cat names, others I would not have thought of
You had me at Waffles. Too funny! It amazes me what lengths people will go to name their animals!
Pancake, Sundae, and Tequila are my top 3 favorites! Other names are funny and they deserve a back story from the owners. LOL
Avocado mame got me! Haha now I’m thinking is there a green cat? Seems I’d like to give our stray cats some names and give them avocado and anchovy and the 3rd cat will be given bacon bits hahaha, really cute post!
Hahaha I am sure my cat would enjoy Fajita here in Texas, and croissant in the morning!