Americans love their food almost as much as their cats, so it makes sense to combine those passions and choose funny food cat names, right?

If you agree, you’re in luck!

Today, we’re sharing over 150 of our favorite hilarious food-inspired names for both male and female kitties.

Let’s check them out!

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Funny Food Cat Names

Fun fact: according to One Green Planet, the average American consumes 5.46 pounds of food per day and 1,996.3 pounds of food per year.

The yearly food average includes 415.4 pounds of vegetables, 273.2 pounds of fruits, 110.0 pounds of red meat, 73.6 pounds of poultry, 31.4 pounds of cheese and 16.1 pounds of fish/shellfish.

It’s no wonder we love funny food cat names so much! Take a peek at our favorites for male and female kitties.

Some of the names are pretty neutral, so feel free to choose names from either list for either gender!

MALE FUNNY FOOD CAT NAMES

1. Amaretto
2. Angus
3. Avocado
4. Bacon Bits
5. BBQ Ribs
6. Big Mac
7. Buckwheat
8. Burrito
9. Butterball
10. Butters
11. Cake Slice
12. Chalupa
13. Chicken Noodle Soup
14. Chicken Nugget
15. Chips
16. Chowder
17. Cilantro
18. Coriander
19. Cracker Jack
20. Croissant
21. Custard
22. Dorito
23. Double Stuff Oreo
24. Eggs Benedict
25. Espresso
26. Fajita
27. Fig Newton
28. Flapjack
29. Fluffernutter
30. Frito Pie
31. Fudge
32. Gravy Train
33. Gumbo
34. Ham & Eggs
35. Hamburglar
36. Hot Sauce
37. Junior Mint
38. Kobe Beef
39. Lemonhead
40. Licorice
41. Lunchbox
42. Marshmallow
43. Meatball
44. Meatloaf
45. Noodles
46. Nutter Butter
47. Oatmeal
48. Pancake
49. Pesto
50. Pickles
51. Pop Tart
52. Popsicle
53. Porkchop
54. Pretzel
55. Pudding
56. Pumpernickel
57. Raisin
58. Rawhide
59. Rhubarb
60. Rice Krispies
61. Ritz Cracker
62. Rocky Road
63. Ronald McDonald
64. Root Beer Float
65. Ruffles
66. Salami
67. Scampi
68. Sir Loin
69. Skittles
70. Snickerdoodle
71. Snickers
72. Tabasco
73. Taco Bell
74. Tamale
75. Tapioca
76. Tater Tot
77. T-Bone
78. Toast
79. Toblerone
80. Tofu
81. Tomato
82. Turkey Leg
83. Twix

Goodness, it’s hard to choose a favorite, right?

I think that Tamale is a fabulous name for mischievous male cat, don’t you? Think about it, hot tamales have a crazy kick to them!

Porkchop is a good name for a rather rotund kitty, like the ginormous Maine Coon. On the other hand, Pop Tart is cute for a munchkin kitty!

FEMALE FUNNY FOOD CAT NAMES

1. Ambrosia
2. Anchovy
3. Baguette
4. Bit O’ Honey
5. Blueberry
6. Blueberry Muffin
7. Bonbon
8. Brownie
9. Bubble Gum
10. Butterscotch
11. Candy
12. Cayenne
13. Cheerio
14. Cheese Curl
15. Cheesecake
16. Chili Pepper
17. Chiquita Banana
18. Chocolate Truffle
19. Cocoa Puffs
20. Coconut
21. Cream Puff
22. Crouton
23. Cupcake
24. Cutlet
25. Daiquiri
26. Dumpling
27. Éclair
28. Enchilada
29. Fondue
30. Frappe
31. Gingersnap
32. Gordita
33. Guacamole
34. Gumdrop
35. Honey Bun
36. Java
37. Jelly Bean
38. Kit Kat
39. Lettuce
40. Lollipop
41. Lorna Doone
42. Maple Syrup
43. Marmalade
44. Meringue
45. Milkshake
46. Milky Way
47. Nilla Wafer
48. Nutmeg
49. Oregano
50. Paprika
51. Parfait
52. PB&J (Peanut Butter & Jelly)
53. Peppermint Pattie
54. Pepsi
55. Popcorn
56. Pumpkin Spice Latte
57. Quinoa
58. Saffron
59. Sausage Patty
60. Sorbet
61. Souffle
62. Sourdough
63. Strudel
64. Sugar Pie
65. Sundae
66. Taffy
67. Tequila
68. Tootsie Roll
69. Triscuit
70. Twinkie
71. Velveeta
72. Waffles
73. Whoopie Pie

I love the name Gingersnap for an orange kitty. In fact, if you adopt a mama and baby cat together, you could go with Ginger and Gingersnap.

I also adore Cupcake (both the food and the name). So cute for a teeny kitty!

You’re turn! Tell us below which funny food cat names you love the most!