Americans love their food almost as much as their cats, so it makes sense to combine those passions and choose funny food cat names, right?

If you agree, you’re in luck!

Today, we’re sharing over 150 of our favorite hilarious food-inspired names for both male and female kitties.

Let’s check them out!

Don’t forget to check our cat names inspired by wine

You will also love: 142 Japanese Food Names for Cats

Funny Food Cat Names

Fun fact: according to One Green Planet, the average American consumes 5.46 pounds of food per day and 1,996.3 pounds of food per year.

The yearly food average includes 415.4 pounds of vegetables, 273.2 pounds of fruits, 110.0 pounds of red meat, 73.6 pounds of poultry, 31.4 pounds of cheese and 16.1 pounds of fish/shellfish.

It’s no wonder we love funny food cat names so much! Take a peek at our favorites for male and female kitties.

Some of the names are pretty neutral, so feel free to choose names from either list for either gender!

That said, we also included an entire section just for unisex food names for cats.

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MALE FUNNY FOOD CAT NAMES

1. Amaretto
2. Angus
3. Avocado
4. Bacon Bits
5. BBQ Ribs
6. Big Mac
7. Buckwheat
8. Burrito
9. Butterball
10. Butters
11. Cake Slice
12. Chalupa
13. Chicken Noodle Soup
14. Chicken Nugget
15. Chips
16. Chowder
17. Cilantro
18. Coriander
19. Cracker Jack
20. Croissant
21. Custard
22. Dorito
23. Double Stuff Oreo
24. Eggs Benedict
25. Espresso
26. Fajita
27. Fig Newton
28. Flapjack
29. Fluffernutter
30. Frito Pie
31. Fudge
32. Gravy Train
33. Gumbo
34. Ham & Eggs
35. Hamburglar
36. Hot Sauce
37. Junior Mint
38. Kobe Beef
39. Lemonhead
40. Licorice
41. Lunchbox
42. Marshmallow
43. Meatball
44. Meatloaf
45. Noodles
46. Nutter Butter
47. Oatmeal
48. Pancake
49. Pesto
50. Pickles
51. Pop Tart
52. Popsicle
53. Porkchop
54. Pretzel
55. Pudding
56. Pumpernickel
57. Raisin
58. Rawhide
59. Rhubarb
60. Rice Krispies
61. Ritz Cracker
62. Rocky Road
63. Ronald McDonald
64. Root Beer Float
65. Ruffles
66. Salami
67. Scampi
68. Sir Loin
69. Skittles
70. Snickerdoodle
71. Snickers
72. Tabasco
73. Taco Bell
74. Tamale
75. Tapioca
76. Tater Tot
77. T-Bone
78. Toast
79. Toblerone
80. Tofu
81. Tomato
82. Turkey Leg
83. Twix

Goodness, it’s hard to choose a favorite, right?

I think that Tamale is a fabulous name for mischievous male cat, don’t you? Think about it, hot tamales have a crazy kick to them!

Porkchop is a good name for a rather rotund kitty, like the ginormous Maine Coon. On the other hand, Pop Tart is cute for a munchkin kitty!

Check these names for chirpy cats. You will love them.

FEMALE FUNNY FOOD CAT NAMES

1. Ambrosia
2. Anchovy
3. Baguette
4. Bit O’ Honey
5. Blueberry
6. Blueberry Muffin
7. Bonbon
8. Brownie
9. Bubble Gum
10. Butterscotch
11. Candy
12. Cayenne
13. Cheerio
14. Cheese Curl
15. Cheesecake
16. Chili Pepper
17. Chiquita Banana
18. Chocolate Truffle
19. Cocoa Puffs
20. Coconut
21. Cream Puff
22. Crouton
23. Cupcake
24. Cutlet
25. Daiquiri
26. Dumpling
27. Éclair
28. Enchilada
29. Fondue
30. Frappe
31. Gingersnap
32. Gordita
33. Guacamole
34. Gumdrop
35. Honey Bun
36. Java
37. Jelly Bean
38. Kit Kat
39. Lettuce
40. Lollipop
41. Lorna Doone
42. Maple Syrup
43. Marmalade
44. Meringue
45. Milkshake
46. Milky Way
47. Nilla Wafer
48. Nutmeg
49. Oregano
50. Paprika
51. Parfait
52. PB&J (Peanut Butter & Jelly)
53. Peppermint Pattie
54. Pepsi
55. Popcorn
56. Pumpkin Spice Latte
57. Quinoa
58. Saffron
59. Sausage Patty
60. Sorbet
61. Souffle
62. Sourdough
63. Strudel
64. Sugar Pie
65. Sundae
66. Taffy
67. Tequila
68. Tootsie Roll
69. Triscuit
70. Twinkie
71. Velveeta
72. Waffles
73. Whoopie Pie

I love the name Gingersnap for an orange kitty. In fact, if you adopt a mama and baby cat together, you could go with Ginger and Gingersnap.

I also adore Cupcake (both the food and the name). So cute for a teeny kitty!

Unisex Food Names for Cats

And just in case you don’t want to decide on something basic, you can always choose one of these names!

1. Asiago
2. Bacon
3. Basil
4. Biscuit
5. Brandy
6. Brownie
7. Burrito
8. Buttercup
9. Cappuccino
10. Caramel
11. Caviar
12. Chai
13. Cheerio
14. Chestnut
15. Chili
16. Cocoa
17. Coconut
18. Cookie
19. Crumble
20. Cucumber
21. Cupcake
22. Donut
23. Dumpling
24. Eclair
25. Frito
26. Fry
27. Fudge
28. Gelato
29. Ginger
30. Hershey
31. Honey
32. Java
33. Jellybean
34. Kale
35. Kimchi
36. Kit Kat
37. Kiwi
38. Kix 
39. Macaroon
40. Maple
41. Marshmallow
42. Meatball
43. Merlot
44. Miso
45. Mochi
46. Mojito 
47. Nugget
48. Nutmeg
49. Olive
50. Oreo
51. Peanut
52. Pepper
53. Pickles
54. Pistachio
55. Popcorn
56. Pumpkin
57. Raisin
58. Sage
59. Sashimi
60. Sherbet
61. Skittles
62. Snacks
63. Snickers
64. Sugar
65. Sushi
66. Sweet Pea
67. Taco
68. Taquito
69. Tater Tot
70. Toffee
71. Tofu
72. Tootsie
73. Truffle
74. Tuna 
75. Twinkie
76. Twix
77. Wedge

Coffee Names for Cats

Since coffee is essential in most of our lives, here are some proper names for any cat!

Coffee Names for Male Cats

1. Affogato
2. Americano
3. Araby Wine
4. Barista
5. Barraquito
6. Bean
7. Biscotti
8. Boston
9. Bucks
10. Buzz 
11. Cafecito
12. Caramel 
13. Chemex
14. Chino
15. Cortado
16. Doppio 
17. Drip
18. Dunkin
19. Dutch
20. Eiskaffe 
21. Espressino
22. Gabriel 
23. Galao 
24. Guglielmo 
25. Gustav 
26. Hisad 
27. Ibrik 
28. Jezve 
29. Johan 
30. Keurig 
31. Kopi Susu
32. Leoff 
33. Liqueur Coffee 
34. Lloyd
35. Lungo
36. Macho
37. Maillard
38. Maxwell
39. Murad 
40. Palheta 
41. Red Tie 
42. Ristretto 
43. Steep 
44. Thompson 
45. Vent 
46. Yuanyang 
47. Zorro

Coffee Names for Female Cats

1. Bailey
2. Barra
3. Blonde
4. Blossom
5. Bombon 
6. Brasil
7. Caffe Crema 
8. Caffeine 
9. Cantuccini
10. Cappuccino
11. Carajilo 
12. Caramel
13. Chocolate 
14. Cocoa
15. Coffee
16. Cortadito 
17. Cuppa
18. Espresso
19. Gaggia 
20. Gammosa 
21. Java
22. Kaldi 
23. Kona
24. Latte
25. Mecca
26. Mocaccino
27. Mocha
28. Peaberry
29. Penny
30. Star
31. Valencia
32. Vienna 

Candy Names for Cats

If you’re a candy lover, then this may just be the perfect place for you to be!

While some of them appeared on the lists above, we thought it would be easier for you if we broke the list down into just candy-related ideas.

Candy Names for Male Cats

1. Bubble gum
2. Buttercup
3. Butterscotch
4. Coco
5. Coconut
6. Creampuff
7. Crunchy
8. Fire ball
9. Frizzle
10. Frosty
11. Gummy
12. Hershey
13. Honey
14. Jellybean
15. Kinder
16. Kit Kat
17. Kit-Kat
18. M & M
19. Maple
20. Marble Cake
21. Minty
22. Nutmeg
23. Nutmeg
24. Peppermint
25. Pepsi
26. Pumpkin Pie
27. Razzles
28. Rolo
29. Sherbet
30. Skittles
31. Smartie
32. Snickers
33. Sorbet
34. Toffee
35. Twinkie
36. Twix
37. Wheatie
38. Wizz Fizz
39. Yorkie

Candy Names for Female Cats

1. Biscuit
2. Bon bon
3. Bounty
4. Brownie
5. Brownie
6. Candy
7. Caramel
8. Chocolate
9. Cocoa
10. Cookie
11. Croissant
12. Cupcake
13. Fluffernut
14. Ginger
15. Gumdrop
16. Icecream
17. Latte
18. Licorice
19. Lollipop
20. Lolly
21. Marshmallow
22. Mento
23. Milky way
24. Mocha
25. Muffin
26. Oreo
27. Peachy
28. Phantom
29. Pixie
30. Queenie
31. Sprinkles
32. Sugar
33. Taffy
34. Toffee
35. Tootsie
36. Vanilla
37. Waffles

You’re turn! Tell us below which funny food cat names you love the most!

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