388 Funny Food Cat Names (From Appetizer To Dessert)

by | Aug 20, 2019 | Names | 9 comments

Americans love their food almost as much as their cats, so it makes sense to combine those passions and choose funny food cat names, right?

If you agree, you’re in luck!

Today, we’re sharing over 300 of our favorite hilarious food-inspired names for both male and female kitties.

Let’s check them out!

Looking for a few funny food cat names for your new kitty? How about 388 of them? Check them out!

Funny Food Cat Names

Fun fact: according to One Green Planet, the average American consumes 5.46 pounds of food per day and 1,996.3 pounds of food per year.

The yearly food average includes 415.4 pounds of vegetables, 273.2 pounds of fruits, 110.0 pounds of red meat, 73.6 pounds of poultry, 31.4 pounds of cheese and 16.1 pounds of fish/shellfish.

It’s no wonder we love funny food cat names so much! Take a peek at our favorites for male and female kitties.

Some of the names are pretty neutral, so feel free to choose names from either list for either gender!

That said, we also included an entire section just for unisex food names for cats.

Related: 34 Funny Food Names For Gray cats

MALE FUNNY FOOD CAT NAMES

Looking for funny food cat names for your male kitty? Check out 83 that we love, then keep reading for female food names for cats, too!
  1. Amaretto
  2. Angus
  3. Avocado
  4. Bacon Bits
  5. BBQ Ribs
  6. Big Mac
  7. Buckwheat
  8. Burrito
  9. Butterball
  10. Butters
  11. Cake Slice
  12. Chalupa
  13. Chicken Noodle Soup
  14. Chicken Nugget
  15. Chips
  16. Chowder
  17. Cilantro
  18. Coriander
  19. Cracker Jack
  20. Croissant
  21. Custard
  22. Dorito
  23. Double Stuff Oreo
  24. Eggs Benedict
  25. Espresso
  26. Fajita
  27. Fig Newton
  28. Flapjack
  29. Fluffernutter
  30. Frito Pie
  31. Fudge
  32. Gravy Train
  33. Gumbo
  34. Ham & Eggs
  35. Hamburglar
  36. Hot Sauce
  37. Junior Mint
  38. Kobe Beef
  39. Lemonhead
  40. Licorice
  41. Lunchbox
  42. Marshmallow
  43. Meatball
  44. Meatloaf
  45. Noodles
  46. Nutter Butter
  47. Oatmeal
  48. Pancake
  49. Pesto
  50. Pickles
  51. Pop Tart
  52. Popsicle
  53. Porkchop
  54. Pretzel
  55. Pudding
  56. Pumpernickel
  57. Raisin
  58. Rawhide
  59. Rhubarb
  60. Rice Krispies
  61. Ritz Cracker
  62. Rocky Road
  63. Ronald McDonald
  64. Root Beer Float
  65. Ruffles
  66. Salami
  67. Scampi
  68. Sir Loin
  69. Skittles
  70. Snickerdoodle
  71. Snickers
  72. Tabasco
  73. Taco Bell
  74. Tamale
  75. Tapioca
  76. Tater Tot
  77. T-Bone
  78. Toast
  79. Toblerone
  80. Tofu
  81. Tomato
  82. Turkey Leg
  83. Twix

Goodness, it’s hard to choose a favorite, right?

I think that Tamale is a fabulous name for a mischievous male cat, don’t you? Think about it, hot tamales have a crazy kick to them!

Porkchop is a good name for a rather rotund kitty, like the ginormous Maine Coon. On the other hand, Pop Tart is just one of the cute cat names for a munchkin kitty!

Check these names for chirpy cats. You will love them.

FEMALE FUNNY FOOD CAT NAMES

Looking for funny food cat names for your female kitty? Check out 73 that we love, then keep reading for male food names for cats, too!
  1. Ambrosia
  2. Anchovy
  3. Baguette
  4. Bit O’ Honey
  5. Blueberry
  6. Blueberry Muffin
  7. Bonbon
  8. Brownie
  9. Bubble Gum
  10. Butterscotch
  11. Candy
  12. Cayenne
  13. Cheerio
  14. Cheese Curl
  15. Cheesecake
  16. Chili Pepper
  17. Chiquita Banana
  18. Chocolate Truffle
  19. Cocoa Puffs
  20. Coconut
  21. Cream Puff
  22. Crouton
  23. Cupcake
  24. Cutlet
  25. Daiquiri
  26. Dumpling
  27. Éclair
  28. Enchilada
  29. Fondue
  30. Frappe
  31. Gingersnap
  32. Gordita
  33. Guacamole
  34. Gumdrop
  35. Honey Bun
  36. Java
  37. Jelly Bean
  38. Kit Kat
  39. Lettuce
  40. Lollipop
  41. Lorna Doone
  42. Maple Syrup
  43. Marmalade
  44. Meringue
  45. Milkshake
  46. Milky Way
  47. Nilla Wafer
  48. Nutmeg
  49. Oregano
  50. Paprika
  51. Parfait
  52. PB&J (Peanut Butter & Jelly)
  53. Peppermint Pattie
  54. Pepsi
  55. Popcorn
  56. Pumpkin Spice Latte
  57. Quinoa
  58. Saffron
  59. Sausage Patty
  60. Sorbet
  61. Souffle
  62. Sourdough
  63. Strudel
  64. Sugar Pie
  65. Sundae
  66. Taffy
  67. Tequila
  68. Tootsie Roll
  69. Triscuit
  70. Twinkie
  71. Velveeta
  72. Waffles
  73. Whoopie Pie

I love the name Gingersnap for an orange kitty. In fact, if you adopt a mama and baby cat together, you could go with Ginger and Gingersnap.

I also adore Cupcake (both the food and the name). So cute for a teeny kitty!

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Unisex Food Names for Cats

And just in case you don’t want to decide on something basic, you can always choose one of these names!

  1. Asiago
  2. Bacon
  3. Basil
  4. Biscuit
  5. Brandy
  6. Brownie
  7. Burrito
  8. Buttercup
  9. Cappuccino
  10. Caramel
  11. Caviar
  12. Chai
  13. Cheerio
  14. Chestnut
  15. Chili
  16. Cocoa
  17. Coconut
  18. Cookie
  19. Crumble
  20. Cucumber
  21. Cupcake
  22. Donut
  23. Dumpling
  24. Eclair
  25. Frito
  26. Fry
  27. Fudge
  28. Gelato
  29. Ginger
  30. Hershey
  31. Honey
  32. Java
  33. Jellybean
  34. Kale
  35. Kimchi
  36. Kit Kat
  37. Kiwi
  38. Kix 
  39. Macaroon
  40. Maple
  41. Marshmallow
  42. Meatball
  43. Merlot
  44. Miso
  45. Mochi
  46. Mojito 
  47. Nugget
  48. Nutmeg
  49. Olive
  50. Oreo
  51. Peanut
  52. Pepper
  53. Pickles
  54. Pistachio
  55. Popcorn
  56. Pumpkin
  57. Raisin
  58. Sage
  59. Sashimi
  60. Sherbet
  61. Skittles
  62. Snacks
  63. Snickers
  64. Sugar
  65. Sushi
  66. Sweet Pea
  67. Taco
  68. Taquito
  69. Tater Tot
  70. Toffee
  71. Tofu
  72. Tootsie
  73. Truffle
  74. Tuna 
  75. Twinkie
  76. Twix
  77. Wedge

Coffee Names for Cats

Since coffee is essential in most of our lives, here are some proper names for any cat!

Coffee Names for Male Cats

  1. Affogato
  2. Americano
  3. Araby Wine
  4. Barista
  5. Barraquito
  6. Bean
  7. Biscotti
  8. Boston
  9. Bucks
  10. Buzz 
  11. Cafecito
  12. Caramel 
  13. Chemex
  14. Chino
  15. Cortado
  16. Doppio 
  17. Drip
  18. Dunkin
  19. Dutch
  20. Eiskaffe 
  21. Espressino
  22. Gabriel 
  23. Galao 
  24. Guglielmo 
  25. Gustav 
  26. Hisad 
  27. Ibrik 
  28. Jezve 
  29. Johan 
  30. Keurig 
  31. Kopi Susu
  32. Leoff 
  33. Liqueur Coffee 
  34. Lloyd
  35. Lungo
  36. Macho
  37. Maillard
  38. Maxwell
  39. Murad 
  40. Palheta 
  41. Red Tie 
  42. Ristretto 
  43. Steep 
  44. Thompson 
  45. Vent 
  46. Yuanyang 
  47. Zorro

Coffee Names for Female Cats

  1. Bailey
  2. Barra
  3. Blonde
  4. Blossom
  5. Bombon 
  6. Brasil
  7. Caffe Crema 
  8. Caffeine 
  9. Cantuccini
  10. Cappuccino
  11. Carajilo 
  12. Caramel
  13. Chocolate 
  14. Cocoa
  15. Coffee
  16. Cortadito 
  17. Cuppa
  18. Espresso
  19. Gaggia 
  20. Gammosa 
  21. Java
  22. Kaldi 
  23. Kona
  24. Latte
  25. Mecca
  26. Mocaccino
  27. Mocha
  28. Peaberry
  29. Penny
  30. Star
  31. Valencia
  32. Vienna 

Candy Names for Cats

If you’re a candy lover, then this may just be the perfect place for you to be!

While some of them appeared on the lists above, we thought it would be easier for you if we broke the list down into just candy-related ideas.

Candy Names for Male Cats

  1. Bubble gum
  2. Buttercup
  3. Butterscotch
  4. Coco
  5. Coconut
  6. Creampuff
  7. Crunchy
  8. Fire ball
  9. Frizzle
  10. Frosty
  11. Gummy
  12. Hershey
  13. Honey
  14. Jellybean
  15. Kinder
  16. Kit Kat
  17. Kit-Kat
  18. M & M
  19. Maple
  20. Marble Cake
  21. Minty
  22. Nutmeg
  23. Nutmeg
  24. Peppermint
  25. Pepsi
  26. Pumpkin Pie
  27. Razzles
  28. Rolo
  29. Sherbet
  30. Skittles
  31. Smartie
  32. Snickers
  33. Sorbet
  34. Toffee
  35. Twinkie
  36. Twix
  37. Wheatie
  38. Wizz Fizz
  39. Yorkie

Candy Names for Female Cats

  1. Biscuit
  2. Bon bon
  3. Bounty
  4. Brownie
  5. Brownie
  6. Candy
  7. Caramel
  8. Chocolate
  9. Cocoa
  10. Cookie
  11. Croissant
  12. Cupcake
  13. Fluffernut
  14. Ginger
  15. Gumdrop
  16. Icecream
  17. Latte
  18. Licorice
  19. Lollipop
  20. Lolly
  21. Marshmallow
  22. Mento
  23. Milky way
  24. Mocha
  25. Muffin
  26. Oreo
  27. Peachy
  28. Phantom
  29. Pixie
  30. Queenie
  31. Sprinkles
  32. Sugar
  33. Taffy
  34. Toffee
  35. Tootsie
  36. Vanilla
  37. Waffles

Your turn! Tell us below which funny food cat names you love the most!

Related: Love tea? Check these adorable tea names for cats.

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