Americans love their food almost as much as their cats, so it makes sense to combine those passions and choose funny food cat names, right?

If you agree, you’re in luck!

Today, we’re sharing over 150 of our favorite hilarious food-inspired names for both male and female kitties.

Let’s check them out!

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Funny Food Cat Names

Fun fact: according to One Green Planet, the average American consumes 5.46 pounds of food per day and 1,996.3 pounds of food per year.

The yearly food average includes 415.4 pounds of vegetables, 273.2 pounds of fruits, 110.0 pounds of red meat, 73.6 pounds of poultry, 31.4 pounds of cheese and 16.1 pounds of fish/shellfish.

It’s no wonder we love funny food cat names so much! Take a peek at our favorites for male and female kitties.

Some of the names are pretty neutral, so feel free to choose names from either list for either gender!

MALE FUNNY FOOD CAT NAMES

Looking for funny food cat names for your male kitty? Check out 83 that we love, then keep reading for female food names for cats, too!

  1. Amaretto
  2. Angus
  3. Avocado
  4. Bacon Bits
  5. BBQ Ribs
  6. Big Mac
  7. Buckwheat
  8. Burrito
  9. Butterball
  10. Butters
  11. Cake Slice
  12. Chalupa
  13. Chicken Noodle Soup
  14. Chicken Nugget
  15. Chips
  16. Chowder
  17. Cilantro
  18. Coriander
  19. Cracker Jack
  20. Croissant
  21. Custard
  22. Dorito
  23. Double Stuff Oreo
  24. Eggs Benedict
  25. Espresso
  26. Fajita
  27. Fig Newton
  28. Flapjack
  29. Fluffernutter
  30. Frito Pie
  31. Fudge
  32. Gravy Train
  33. Gumbo
  34. Ham & Eggs
  35. Hamburglar
  36. Hot Sauce
  37. Junior Mint
  38. Kobe Beef
  39. Lemonhead
  40. Licorice
  41. Lunchbox
  42. Marshmallow
  43. Meatball
  44. Meatloaf
  45. Noodles
  46. Nutter Butter
  47. Oatmeal
  48. Pancake
  49. Pesto
  50. Pickles
  51. Pop Tart
  52. Popsicle
  53. Porkchop
  54. Pretzel
  55. Pudding
  56. Pumpernickel
  57. Raisin
  58. Rawhide
  59. Rhubarb
  60. Rice Krispies
  61. Ritz Cracker
  62. Rocky Road
  63. Ronald McDonald
  64. Root Beer Float
  65. Ruffles
  66. Salami
  67. Scampi
  68. Sir Loin
  69. Skittles
  70. Snickerdoodle
  71. Snickers
  72. Tabasco
  73. Taco Bell
  74. Tamale
  75. Tapioca
  76. Tater Tot
  77. T-Bone
  78. Toast
  79. Toblerone
  80. Tofu
  81. Tomato
  82. Turkey Leg
  83. Twix

Goodness, it’s hard to choose a favorite, right?

I think that Tamale is a fabulous name for mischievous male cat, don’t you? Think about it, hot tamales have a crazy kick to them!

Porkchop is a good name for a rather rotund kitty, like the ginormous Maine Coon. On the other hand, Pop Tart is cute for a munchkin kitty!

FEMALE FUNNY FOOD CAT NAMES

Looking for funny food cat names for your female kitty? Check out 73 that we love, then keep reading for male food names for cats, too!
  1. Ambrosia
  2. Anchovy
  3. Baguette
  4. Bit O’ Honey
  5. Blueberry
  6. Blueberry Muffin
  7. Bonbon
  8. Brownie
  9. Bubble Gum
  10. Butterscotch
  11. Candy
  12. Cayenne
  13. Cheerio
  14. Cheese Curl
  15. Cheesecake
  16. Chili Pepper
  17. Chiquita Banana
  18. Chocolate Truffle
  19. Cocoa Puffs
  20. Coconut
  21. Cream Puff
  22. Crouton
  23. Cupcake
  24. Cutlet
  25. Daiquiri
  26. Dumpling
  27. Éclair
  28. Enchilada
  29. Fondue
  30. Frappe
  31. Gingersnap
  32. Gordita
  33. Guacamole
  34. Gumdrop
  35. Honey Bun
  36. Java
  37. Jelly Bean
  38. Kit Kat
  39. Lettuce
  40. Lollipop
  41. Lorna Doone
  42. Maple Syrup
  43. Marmalade
  44. Meringue
  45. Milkshake
  46. Milky Way
  47. Nilla Wafer
  48. Nutmeg
  49. Oregano
  50. Paprika
  51. Parfait
  52. PB&J (Peanut Butter & Jelly)
  53. Peppermint Pattie
  54. Pepsi
  55. Popcorn
  56. Pumpkin Spice Latte
  57. Quinoa
  58. Saffron
  59. Sausage Patty
  60. Sorbet
  61. Souffle
  62. Sourdough
  63. Strudel
  64. Sugar Pie
  65. Sundae
  66. Taffy
  67. Tequila
  68. Tootsie Roll
  69. Triscuit
  70. Twinkie
  71. Velveeta
  72. Waffles
  73. Whoopie Pie

I love the name Gingersnap for an orange kitty. In fact, if you adopt a mama and baby cat together, you could go with Ginger and Gingersnap.

I also adore Cupcake (both the food and the name). So cute for a teeny kitty!

You’re turn! Tell us below which funny food cat names you love the most!

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